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  • sebastianshortcakes:

    Finals are right around the corner. Have some calming manatee to make everything better. <3

    (source)

    (via prestidigital)

    Source: calmingmanatee
    • 3 weeks ago
    • 32582 notes
  • kryptaria:

catonspeedland:

thefriendlyspatula:

Nasa Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On Red Planet
the pinnacle of human achievement

What’s this ‘accidentally’ bullshit? This is the perfect example of a SCIENCE! high - when your shit has gone so fucking right, that all the mental barriers fall and you do the first thing that pops into your mind.
YOU GO, NASA! YOU DRAW ALL THE PENISES IN SPACE YOU WANT! (you know we would, too)


With all the fandom crap going on, the world needs more penises on other planets.
YAY NASA!

    kryptaria:

    catonspeedland:

    thefriendlyspatula:

    Nasa Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On Red Planet

    the pinnacle of human achievement

    What’s this ‘accidentally’ bullshit? This is the perfect example of a SCIENCE! high - when your shit has gone so fucking right, that all the mental barriers fall and you do the first thing that pops into your mind.

    YOU GO, NASA! YOU DRAW ALL THE PENISES IN SPACE YOU WANT! (you know we would, too)

    With all the fandom crap going on, the world needs more penises on other planets.

    YAY NASA!

    Source: huffingtonpost.co.uk
    • 4 weeks ago
    • 632 notes
  • heathxboom:

    imvanntastic:

    mikechondria:

    ohsnapitzfuckinjordan:

    homopride:

    Jackie Chan comes out…

     

    Screw the haters, we have Jackie Chan on our side!

    ONWARD GAY RIGHTS!

    FUCK YEAH JACKIE CHAN !

    Omg, I am fucking dead. LOL Aw shit, this hit me. I grew up watching him and it’s even a tradition that I watch all of his movies in theatres with my parents. Still an unbroken traditon, by the way.

    omg. LOL JACKIE <3

    HE’S SO ADORABLE <333 You’re my hero~ 

    (via prestidigital)

    Source: homopride
    • 1 month ago
    • 24249 notes
  • psyfic:

iamlivingfortheonlythingiknow:

smilebrighterthenthesun:

crazyteenblogger:




they’re coming home for the hoilday



if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you

whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go through


thank youFreedom is neither cheap nor easy.

    psyfic:

    iamlivingfortheonlythingiknow:

    smilebrighterthenthesun:

    crazyteenblogger:

    they’re coming home for the hoilday

    if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you

    whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go through

    thank you


    Freedom is neither cheap nor easy.

    Source: overcomed
    • 1 month ago
    • 251981 notes
  • belovedmuerto:

    laughingsquid:

    Happy Little Baby Elephant Frolicking in the Ocean

    Welp, someone call Science and Medicine, as I have just discovered the cure for every bad thing ever.

    Source: Laughing Squid
    • 1 month ago
    • 721 notes
  • roane72:

    wintergrey:

    Me + coffee in the morning. 

    I use a sippy cup some days. 

    No lie.

    OMG. Tiny kittens trying to figure out food are the BEST THING EVER.

    Source: gifarium
    • 1 month ago
    • 175533 notes
  • kryptaria:

    This is ridiculously relevant to Nova Prospekt*.

    Thanks to honeybee221B for sending me the link! <3

    * In NP, the relevant names are Chell and Gordon. Bonus points for getting the reference. :)

    Source: kryptaria
    • 1 month ago
    • 20 notes
  • dstroym:

    Bras we have known.

    (via LOL, DAMN!)

    (via prestidigital)

    Source: dstroym
    • 1 month ago
    • 151742 notes
  • roane72:

    garaks:

     

    DAMN but he’s aging well. And he still has magical eyes.

    Source: severny-sneg
    • 2 months ago
    • 164 notes
  • kingsgrave:

caturday:

Big cats are still cats

*Chortles!*

    kingsgrave:

    caturday:

    Big cats are still cats

    *Chortles!*

    Source: caturday
    • 2 months ago
    • 2218 notes
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